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Here are Spid’s family, friends, foes, and people he knows!

Bid : Spid’s long-time girlfriend (who he would marry when he could afford it),

  • Cousins: Rid and Stid, both have very long legs
  • Herman the Harvestman, a bit smelly but he’s all right, has got a sense of humour!
  • Cleverley Evaleigh, his bestest friend

His environmental chums:

  • Diver Bell,
  • Sid the Sea Spider,
  • Fred the Flying Spider,
  • Parson the

Ace mechanic (if you cannot afford a real one):

  • Spider Ryder,

Financial adviser:

  • Cousin Marvin

Spid’s very rich and famous uncle

  • Sir Spiddon

His cricket legends:

  • Tyler Spid,
  • Leightspid
  • Martyspid
  • Striker

His once a year friend and reindeer:

  • Father Spidmas and Dollop

Spid’s Spidway Coach:

  • Murray von Spid

and Spid’s Arch-foes: The Spidwell Spinners

  • Hairy Spid
  • Scary Spid
  • Starey Spid
  • Darey Spid
  • Lairy Spid

Moon Spids

  • Sir Richard Branston Pickle
  • Queenie, the Ginormous Cow
  • Spid O’Spid
  • Mr Cheezy Feet

 

and listening to music, called

Spid-Rap

Music that has something about spiders in every song. I have my own song, listen to this.

 

SPID-RAP

 

Hi there my name is Spid

Arachno-child, super kid

As cool as the arctic, from Malmo, not Madrid

Can’t be contained, got no lid,

got more charge than the national grid

 

I’m Spid, Spid ,

watch what I do and what I did

always looking for an extra quid

stroke my ego, feel my ID

 

Spids smarter by the hour

As good looking as a flower

Eats up energy, burns up power

If I was a building, I’d be a tower

When they say low, I go lower.

 

I’m Spid, Spid ,

watch what I do and what I did

always looking for an extra quid

stroke my ego, feel my ID

 

Spid-rap is in the name,

another Spid-rap music, another Spid-rap game

other Spid-rap songs, cut short and shot down in flames

see you in court, when you make your claims

when I’m out, I’ll sing it again.

 

Everybody sing:

I’m Spid, Spid ,

watch what I do and what I did

always looking for an extra quid

stroke my ego, feel my ID.

…………………………………………….

 

 

 FOR MUMS AND DADS AND OLDER FRIENDS

Spid has nine adventures in each easy read children’s books, designed to enable fathers to read to children primarily, as they normally leave reading to mothers, and my experience was that the books available were not exciting enough for fathers to read, so this is an attempt to build a market that females can also read, but males would find it easier to read to their children, age range really 4-8 years old. They are simple excitement, humour, has a moral and a guide between right and wrong. The length of the book is around 15-20 minutes, enough to get the child’s mind  ready for bed. They all have drawings for children who want to read the book themselves. I wrote them for my granddaughter, but they have a wider appeal I believe.