SPID THE SPIDER

 

Hiya, I’m Spid. Spid the Spider, I am a decent, honest hardworking spider who knows right from wrong, good from bad and always tries to be a better spider, even when I am tempted not to be.

I have a girlfriend called Bid, one day I would like to marry her, but at the moment, I cannot afford to, but will when I can afford it.

I live alone in a house at the top of a hill, and I love reading newspapers

 

and listening to music, called

SpidWrap

Music that has something about spiders in every song.

 

 

 

Spids favourite relaxation is to go to Weatherspids and have a Waspburger and French fries, or perhaps a Stick Insect salad, with a glass of Spider-Cider, but do not let me have a Arachno-cola, that gives me a very bad tummy. Pooooh…….

 

 

 

 

Anyway,

 

  • I have lots of uncles, cousins and friends.
  • As hard as I try, I do not always get anything right.
  • I always get sorted out in the end!!

 

 

 

Send Spid a message

 

Here are some of my adventures

 

  1. Spid the Spider: is on a Day Out
  2. Spid the Spider: is doing his bit for the Environment
  3. Spid the Spider: is on his motorbike, like EasySpider
  4. Spid the Spider: is going on holiday
  5. Spid the Spider: is off to be a Spidway Rider
  6. Spid the Spider: is going to Spidwell Lake with Bid
  7. Spid the Spider: is digging for Magic Money

 

 

Spid has seven adventures in each easy read children’s books, designed to enable fathers to read to children primarily, as they normally leave reading to mothers, and my experience was that the books available were not exciting enough for fathers to read, so this is an attempt to build a market that females can also read, but males would find it easier to read to their children, age range really 4-8 years old. They are simple excitement, humour, has a moral and a guide between right and wrong. The length of the book is around 20 minutes, enough to get the child’s mind  ready for bed. They all have simple drawings for children who want to read the book themselves. I wrote them for my granddaughter, but they have a wider appeal I believe.

 

SPIDWRAP

Hi there my name is Spid

Aracho-child, super kid

As cool as the arctic from Malmo, not Madrid

Can’t be contained, got no lid,

got more charge than the national grid

I’m Spid, Spid ,

watch what I do and what I did

always looking for an extra quid

stroke my ego, feel my ID

Spids smarter by the hour

As good looking as a flower

Eats up energy, burns up power

If I was a building, I’d be a tower

When they say low, I go lower

I’m Spid, Spid ,

watch what I do and what I did

always looking for an extra quid

stroke my ego, feel my ID

SpidWrap is in the name,

another SpidWrap music, another SpidWrap game

other SpidWrap songs, cut short and shot down in flames

see you in court, when you make your claims

when I’m out, I’ll sing it again

Everybody sing:

I’m Spid, Spid ,

watch what I do and what I did

always looking for an extra quid

stroke my ego, feel my ID